Saturday, March 21, 2009

Best Sporting events (for TV viewing)

1. 1st weekend of March Madness: non-stop games, david vs. goliath upsets, filling out the brackets.
2. NFL playoffs
3. NCAA football regular season: The bowls are a joke to the regular season is so much better
4. World Series
5. Monday Night Football
6. Stanley Cup
7. X-games
8. Rivalry Games (UNC vs. Duke, Yankees vs. Red Sox, ect)
9. Womens Tennis: tight clothing & the noises they make
10. Olympics

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Top 10 Shows of All Time

1. The Simpson's (Seasons 1-12)
2. King of the Hill (Seasons 1-7)
3. South Park (All Seasons)
4. Scrubs (Seasons 1-4)
5. X-files (Seasons 1-7)
6. Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Seasons 1 and 2)
7. Malcolm in the Middle (All Seasons)
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Old 80's Cartoon)
9. Sponge Bob Square Pants (Season 1-3)
10. Married With Children (All Low Quality-Great!)
Worst Show of All Time: Family Guy

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Better Movie Reviews


Tried making a comment on last post, couldn't do it, but was so outraged I decided to post a blog. Step Brothers is fucking hilarious!!!!! The end sucks, but the rest of it is so quotable and great that I can't believe you called it lame. I literally want to rape that geriatric fuck for posting it.
Also, Tropic Thunder sucks balls. It was absoulutely horrible with one funny part in the previews. That movie was not only lame, but it was fucking horrible. It was not funny at all, really bizarre, and I wish I had that hour and a half back of my life to sleep or shit. Damn that last post pissed my off.
P.S. Pineapple Express was the shit (James Franco rules)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Movie review of 2008, 2 months late.



Best Comedy:
1. Pineapple Express
2.Tropic Thunder
3. Zach and Miri make a porno

Best Action:
1. Iron Man
2. Dark Knight

Most Lame:
1. The happening
2. Step Brothers

Best Animated:
1. Kung fu Panda
2. Wall-E